I was so bored while watching Cyrus that I decided to use my time to write a funny joke.  The result of those efforts is the title of this blog post and the internal monologue of Jonah Hill when he sees an incline in the surface on which he is walking.  I don't want to be mean, but the dude is large.  On the flip side, he has nice eyes.

I was able to focus on that detail because: 1. This movie was filmed entirely in close-up; and 2) I had to sit in the front row of the movie theater, something I don't think I've done since Jurassic Park.  I did not expect a matinee screening of this film to be sold out at the AMC Neshaminy 24 multiplex, but there you go.